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A few rules kid. First of all basketball is the best sport ever.Second the best basketball team is THE BULLS.

AND the worst sports ever I mean like the worst sports ever are: Numba 1: HOCKEY one of the worlds most suckiest sport its so boring i mean like you never know where the stupid puck is. What's the use of watching something if you can't see the main thing. Then there's baseball when I watch baseball I feel as if I'll be more entertained in a FedEx box. Baseball is not that bad to play but I mean watching it is like torture. Then there's golf I mean like its pretty fun to play but who has time to watch a person that does nothing except hit balls into holes. The hole isn't even a real hole. The "hole" doesn't go any deeper than 1 foot. And its so easy to cheat in golf. All you gotta do is point your finger up and yell "THE CLOUDS ARE FALLING! AHHHHHHHHHH!" then you move the golf ball a little closer to the hole. I mean its so easy. And only people over the age of 40 play golf. Its something you do when your retired and you got nothin else to do.

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If you don't agree with me. Then why the heck are you still here. Go on some nerd's website. You'll probably love the nerd's website. I mean like you two will find a lot of things in common. You both always get an A+ on everything probably. And if you get a 99.99% you go in the bathroom and cry for the rest of the day.

The awesome sports are basketball, football, and soccer. Those sports actually keep you entertained.

I wise man once said that Michael Jordan cannot be beat. Another wise man said that he can be beat. Then the first wise man said come on lets play b-ball. One-on-one. The first wise man beat the second wise man. The first wise man was Michael Jordan. The second wise man was Amitabh Bachan.